Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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