After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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