Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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