My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
