belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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