your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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