at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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