Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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