Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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