i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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