I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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