I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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