He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I came so hard my ears popped.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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