Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I have aggressive nipples.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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