Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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