he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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