are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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