Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You can't special order awesome
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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