I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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