I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
