just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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