At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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