I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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