Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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