office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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