his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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