I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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