I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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