Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
