You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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