My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
a search helicopter?!
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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