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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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