Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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