Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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