he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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