Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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