i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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