so explain again why im purple
no
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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