He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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