Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
