That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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