school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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