Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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