Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My bed smells like the plague
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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