Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
There r osticjed everywhere
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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