Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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