He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize