You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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