I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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