remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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