the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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