he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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