Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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