Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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