I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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