that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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